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-Darth Armadillo
(a.k.a. Wrath, Lothar Rimewind, Slayer Z, Angband, Bane, etc.)
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Innuendo posted May 9th 2010, 11:29AM
As a request from the people involved, I was asked to post this list of innuendo that actually came up in conversation.
Ah-ha.
Thatoneguy:
"Is he inside you now?"
"I don't know why he enjoys this so much."
"Yeah...I'm kinda tired."
"You're the one who go into it."
"See, I thought it was a tunnel."
"Very thick and evenly spaced."
"No, no, don't."
"Everyone looks into it too deeply anyway."
"Hold onto it."
"You're trying too hard, stop trying."
"I'm looking forward to this on Facebook."
"Just 'cause they were bad."
"It smells like a pillow."
"The idea is just to get more out of him."
"It's like a giant piece of candy."
"Jesus Christ, that took too long."
"That was pretty good."
thisarson:
"I was talking about the one-eyed snake."
"Kaeso's red shirt brings it out in me."
"You're too loud, Kaeso."
"It's worse than nothing."
"We've had enough, Wrath."
"I don't even know which one he got."
"You've got the most things."
"Actually, you should see him when he's drunk."
"Quit dying, it's pissing me off."
"Yay, now we know what you're doing tonight."
"We did that one already."
"That was a good one, how could you ignore that?"
"Quit doing that, I'm asleep."
"Squeeze them in between here now."
"It's so solid."
Wrath:
"I didn't think that one could be pulled off."
"Aw, mine was the best ever."
"Okay, so both of these are the best ever."
"Kaeso, you're taking up too much room."
"Kaeso comes out with one."
"I can't see but I don't care."
"That's on purpose, shut up."
"That was you."
"He cut off right there, and everyone just keeps going."
"It's so long."
Drake:
"Something came up."
"I'm so glad I only got one."
"It's fast enough to always hit, and when it does, it's balls."
"See you guys tomorrow."
"That's not good enough."
"Hah, you suck."
"Only if you look into it."
"First of all, I only see one."
"Chocolate puddings on a rocket."
"Stop doing these things."
"Whatever's going to happen, I don't really care."
"If you could stop screwing yourself."
"You've screwed me, Kaeso."
"What are you doing back there?"
"Pop the trunk already, you bitch."
"I was trying not to say anything, but you're taking too long."
"What, like 10 of them?"
"Now you're trying."
Kaeso:
"You have more, easily."
"There, you can take it home now."
"Don't worry, I'm the one with the heat."
"I'm with you guys."
"Oh, you're looking if he spit into me."
"Did he just breathe on me?"
"I gotta keep my mouth shut cause otherwise it comes out all wrong."
"See what you did."
"I'm so glad my parents are out of town."
"So have we had enough for one night?"
"I want jack to teach me something."
"Whatever, it'll get better."
"Why does that scare me so much?"
"It's so natural, it's unnatural."
"I'm popping the trunk now."
"This is getting terrible."
"You're all terrible."
"Why'd you duck, thisarson?"
"How is that one?"
"Wow, echo."
"You hit me with that thing."
"That's not going to work for you."
"It's Harold's bear."
"He's going to complain tomorrow."
"He's never gone when we went."
"Give me the bear."
"Oh, god."
"I can't help it, thatoneguy."
"I think that gets you one too."
"Ok, I'm good now."
"Are you done?"
"That's too easy."
"It was like, 35 before."
"It's only getting worse."
"God, I'm tired."
"Call it a night."
"I'm not going to pull your finger either."
"Now you're just asking for it."
"This is ridiculous, look at this."
"This is two hands."
"Oh wait, I have to see this."
"I don't know why I feel happy about this."
"If it was candy, Drake would have eaten it already."
"That's never happened before."
"God, if this doesn't kill me, I don't know what will."
"Is that even worthy?"
"Too bad it's not worth eating, though."
"Drake, leave the fire hydrant alone."
"Dear lord, stop."
"Stop hugging me, get off of me."
"I'm going to get out of the car and not be able to stand up."
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GoLdMaGeAcE Says: (Dec 12th 2009, 5:34AM)
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I just called up Jessriel, and it looks like he doesn't know what's going on. He 'woke up' when I called him at 9:30, which means to me even HE doesn't know what's going on in his OWN life.
He's going to give me a call or a text tomorrow. We can still go to Franks if you wanna take the bus. Either that or I can try to see if my folks will give us a ride there, but we'd have to get a ride back. <shrug> Either way, really, I just wanna go to see if I can get pieces to a possible new deck.
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GoLdMaGeAcE Says: (Nov 27th 2009, 4:39AM)
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I don't think we can do stuff tomorrow after all.
My cousin's coming down to visit and I've only got my father here.
But here's an idea: are you doing anything on Saturday? Because if you're not, we might be able to hit up Frank & Sons. Not sure that we could bother anyone but Avery or Jimmy for a ride, though.
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kaesoflare Says: (Nov 19th 2009, 10:47PM)
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Went back to read some background on Chandra; Indeed she is not from Zendikar...just has a lot of connection to it apparently lol
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GoLdMaGeAcE Says: (Nov 8th 2009, 9:48AM)
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I dunno if you got my text, but just in case you didn't, this gives me a chance to fully explain the situation.
So Isaac failed a little with the burned games, because apparently Microsoft cracked down on us and banned our Xbox from participating in Xbox Live. It banned our console from using live; our accounts are free from accusation, apparently.
Isaac's solution is thus: he believes you guys aren't going to get Xbox Live any time soon, so he's wondering if you guys would mind switching Xbox 360s with us. We'd keep our hard drives, which means our accounts and statistics, and he's willing to hand over all of the games we burned, which would work just fine (Understanding you wouldn't play live, you'd get Soul Calibur, Madden, Fight Night, Assassin's Creed, Need for Speed, all of them fully functioning for non-live play).
I'd personally understand if this doesn't sound like a fair deal, since you'd be forfeiting any chance of using Live, ever, but if you weren't intending to get Live in the future, this is a completely legit exchange. We just can't use Live, and we really, really, really, really don't want to have just wasted $50 on subscriptions. Sound like a deal?
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